Open most days about 9 or 10. Occasionally as early as 7, but some days as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6. Occasionally about 4 or 5, but sometimes as late as 11 or 12. Some days or afternoons, we aren’t here at all, and lately I’ve been here just about all the time, except when I’m someplace else, but I should be here then, too.
Yesterday afternoon I saw this sign on an office door, and I stood in 90-degree heat to write it down: